Funny WhatsApp bios

  • God is so creative – look how I turned out. 
  • Very lethargic and cannot stop being lazy.
  • Dear Stress. Time to break up. 
  • I like being glamorous – it isn’t a crime. 
  • Don’t be too open-minded; your brain might fall out. 
  • My wallet resembles an onion – opening it makes tears stream from my eyes. 
  • The only time my job is bearable is when I’m vacationing
  • Move over “I Love You”. “Salary Credited” is the most powerful word now. 
  • Quite a few people I know deserve a high five. In the face. With a fist. 
  • Common sense is far from a gift. It’s a curse, as you need to deal with people devoid of it.
  • Dear Problems – time to give me a discount for being a regular customer

Motivational quotes bios for WhatsApp 

  • There’s no remote control for life. You have to get up if you want the channel changed.
  • At the day’s end, I am grateful that my blessings outnumber my problems. 
  • Your followers may not always be your fans 
  • Life can get only as good as you think.
  • The start is always tough. Don’t give up. 
  • In life, we don’t lose friends. We only learn who our true friends really are.
  • Don’t squander your opportunities for achieving temporary comfort. 
  • Within every person is a sun. 

Cool WhatsApp bios

  • To be number one, you better be odd. 
  • Honesty might be the best policy. However, insanity is a better defence. 
  • Ice Cream is cheap. Therapy isn’t.
  • Making peace with my pieces. 
  • When you see me, what can you see? 
  • Life always throws up surprises. 
  • Find your goal in life, and then be obsessed about reaching it.
  • I feel great today. 
  • If not me then who? If not now then when?
  • Make sure you’re perfect before judging me
  • Hating me won’t help you.
  • Why fit in? You were born to be outstanding. 
  • Always make moves. Never announce them. 
  • Who am I? I haven’t found the answer yet. 
  • Your life will experience sunshine again.
  • Does this seem like the end? Don’t worry, it’s just the beginning.
  • Get better. Don’t stagnate. 
  • Wanna be the best? Learn how to handle the worst. 
  • Ever since my childhood I was always the winner. 
  • I always say yes to new adventures. 
  • I am the sum of my decisions not my circumstances.
  • It’s a wonderful life!
  • Make today so amazing yesterday gets jealous. 
  • Be the best you, you can be.
  • Your body pays close attention to what your mind says. So be positive. 
  • My attitude and personality make up my style. 
  • Just like me, all good things come wild and free. 
  • Let life throw up some surprises. 
  • Remain near what keeps your heart beating.  
  • I need space.
  • Limits? What are those? 
  • I am a one-of-a-kind wonder. 
  • Elegance – a kind of beauty that will never fade. 
  • I am inimitable. 
  • I am what I am. 
  • I only focus on the good. 
  • Not everyone likes me but then they don’t matter. 
  • Attitude and class – is what keep me going. 
  • I ain’t beautiful like you. I am beautiful like me. 
  • I might not be perfect. That’s coz I’m limited edition. 
  • Be your own kind of stunning.
  • The essence of happiness is simplicity. 
  • Only the simplest things are the most beautiful. 
  • I can be myself, without your approval. 
  • Eighth wonder of the world – that’s me! 
  • No one has yet seen, the best of me.  
  • No place feels quite like home. 
  • Don’t pretend you know me. 
  • Trying to understand me is futile. 
  • Messy hair, don’t care. 
  • Shine bright like the sun. 
  • Live a little bit, everyday. 

Creative WhatsApp bios

  • Live today – tomorrow is not guaranteed. 
  • Ideas are useless if they remain unused. 
  • Dream without being scared, love without knowing limits. 
  • Be brave to live differently. 
  • Don’t look at me funny. 
  • If you’re tired, keep going. Stop only when you’re done.  
  • Self-confidence – the best outfit. 
  • Grow through what you’re going through. 
  • Simplicity – the key to brilliance. 
  • Live the life you’ve dreamed of. 
  • I woke up flawless. 
  • Think and live positive. 
  • Don’t be disheartened if you’re struggling. It means you’re progressing. 
  • Follow your dreams. 
  • No place worth going has shortcuts. 
  • Without struggle, strength is absent. 
  • Go where your heart feels alive.  
  • Love yourself and conquer the world. 
  • Be the person you’d want to meet. 
  • What you’ve left behind is nothing. Anticipate the future. 
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just chill. 
  • I’m a better version of myself. 
  • I just levelled up. 
  • Crazy is a trademark of a true pioneer. 
  • Want to be second? Follow me. 
  • Hakuna Matata
  • Describe my personality? Some things are a mystery. 
  • Classy, sassy and never trashy. 
  • I radiate good vibes. 
  • In a world of trends, I’d like to remain a classic. 
  • My best dress is the smile you gave me.
  • Under construction. 
  • If you are devoid of a smile, here’s mine.
  • I am on top of the world. 
  • Walking in the sunshine
  • Relaaaax – note to self. 
  • Get rid of the ordinary. 
  • You’re the reason for my smile.
  • Just because I am single I am not available. 
  • Time to awake and turn on awesome.  
  • Why am I smiling? I have no clue what’s happening. 
  • Too lazy to come up with a caption. 
  • I’m cool enough to make ice cubes jealous. 
  • Keep smiling. 
  • I leave a trail that sparkles wherever I go.
  • The reason I get away with everything – is my smile. 
  • Does life seem blurry? Time to fix your focus. 
  • I am the reason I smile daily. 
  • I am so hot I might cause global warming. 
  • In a world of dark chocolate, be chocolate mousse. 
  • Many people have an image of me; not everyone gets the picture. 
  • I wear my smile like a sword. 
  • I looooove selfies. 
  • Look, feel and do good. 
  • Attempting the impossible? Bring on the challenge. 
  • Don’t give me compliments. Bring cash instead. 
  • You gotta be happy. It’s important. 
  • Smile – you’ve made it. 
  • My excuse – I’m young. 
  • This is how you be a heartbreaker. 
  • Stay mysterious- it’s better. 
  • Happy times will be here again. 
  • Sometimes you gotta wear a cape and be a superhero.